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Depressed 
You're a pickle, pandacat. 
Don't ask me why, you just are. 
I was going to do this on Easter, since it would be far more appropriate, but what the hey, why wait? 
I miss you pandacat, it seems like it's been a while, though I think I can chalk that up to my weird sense of time. 
I think I might do this again come Easter after all, or maybe April Fools Day. 
Or perhaps National Egg Appreciation Day? Well at some point, no doubt. 
A pickle am I? Well you sir, are a brocoli! 
A sickly rotton brocoli! 
Nuuuuuuuuu. 
You bum! I has egg in ma eyes!
I have a weird sense of time too. .__. Also, I'm really bad at keeping up with my messages lately. 
How are you my sweet? But...it's Easter nooow. NO MORE EGGS. 
You had me at broccoli. And then you lost me. 
If I'm rancid brocoli, then you're old egg salad!
Now that you've been properly blinded, there is nothing to stop me from stealing your collection of brains! You look dashing by the way, the egg slime goes wonderfully with your top hat. *Flees* It certainly feels like it! I've been rather slow in that regard myself, lately...
I'm doing fantastically! UNPREDICTABLE!! 
Where and when will I strike next? No one knows, not even I... 
TAD WILLIAMS. I adoooore Tad Williams. 
Dooooooo eeeeeeeeeeet! 
